Lennox Lewis Must Die

Lennox Lewis. Lenny, Lenny, Lenny – what happened to you man?

I invited the guy over to my place for one of my extra special chit-chat sessions yesterday, and guess what the answer was? Nothing. That’s right folks, no answer.

There was a time when the only thing that would’ve stopped Lenny dropping by my place for a shit shooting session was a reply to one of the little ads he scribbled on the toilet doors of our hallowed university men’s rooms.

Yes indeed, Lennox Lewis was a hell of a man to hang out with back in the day, beck before he assumed his current veil of hypocrisy.

Let me tell you a little story folks. Let me tell you what sort of a man Lennox Lewis was, and deep down, still is. Whether it was giving a lonely school kid a helping hand, helping you cover the rent by selling a bit of merchandise at the club or covering for a sick mate’s shift down at Gameboys - Lennox Lewis was always there for you.

He was a man who truly understood what it means to be a free spirit.

Oh yes.

Lennox Lewis took many trips to higher realms.

He slithered down under many bellies.

And he lived to tell the tale. And he certainly left behind enough evidence to piece his tale back together, in case he’s to chicken shit to own up to his jubilant past.
You see, I think that that’s why Mr Lewis declined my invitation the other night. He wasn’t in the mood for the little slide show that I’d proposed. How could he be when he doesn’t think the photos even exist?

But how could he forget?

How could anyone forget what it felt like to have a video camera in there?

How could he forget all those shots that he got his little friends to take of him doing that?

Lennox Lewis. I hear you speak and wonder where you’ve gone. I wonder what ever happened to that crazy fucking guy I knew so well in uni years, and then I remember...

He’s in my little box of treasures, under my bed.

He’s hiding in plain sight, addressing the media, instead of undressing on media.

The hypocritical sack of shit.

Sincerely,
Your Pal Jack Dempsey

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